MEMO: While you were away

Dear Alex,

Just some random pics to keep you updated on the latest 'happenings' here on Cyberjaya.

Your friend,

Azlan A. Aziz

Yup, that's right. Beachboi is no longer in the loop. He somehow got his poorself shipped off to Limkokwing London and so this is the best way to keep him updated on things here @ Malaysia.

You gotta love this web log idea. So here goes in no particular order; top pics of the day:

Aw isn’t that nice….

So, these three guys are what’s left of the original Mayang Campus Domestic team.
Both David’s (TEH and HO) got themselves married away.
Kriesler (the traitor) is now happy in Taylor’s.
Saji is is some part of Europe (Yay, Saji~!).

  

Which is good too. The world has to be spared of terrible poser pix such as these.

  
Suresh took Alex’s departure pretty bad. Pictures self explanatory.



Johan was acting all mucho ‘i dun care that alex is not around. I just wanna play with my new phone and drink beer’. Poor guy, he doesn’t know that we saw through his façade.

The rest of us then drowned our selves in our work to forget that Alex is no longer with us.
This is us @ the European education fair. Suresh, Ain, my GF and me stayed up till 5 am packing infopacks for the event. Em spent most of her birthday with us trying to forget that alex wasn't around.

But most of the time we spend our time talking about phones and dumb poses with phones.

Keep us posted bro. Ill try to keep you updated with the insanity here too.

Chiaoz.

Its new year and im fucking broke!

Sorry about the tone but i thought the start to the new lunar year deserved a sounding like this.

Its true, im fucking broke. I got my pay on the 26 of Jan. But had to settle two months rent koz i owed my lanlord the previous month. He's such a nice uncle. And i wouldn't want to get into bad terms with him.. you know.. avoid unneccessary remarks about me not paying the rent and me answering:

"Are u sure!? im pretty sure i banked it in this month!! wait a min... i think that was last months...! oups"

not that i've done it before, but it would have sounded all the most similar. then there's the fact that he doesnt speak english... so the statement above would have had to be translated by me dear gf, into broken cantonese... broken. yes. coz my gf only speaks mandarin and teochew.

coming back to the fact that im broke... ive actually invested RM200 in a hamper this month for my future father in law (cross fingers)... out of the money that i had left. It turned out quite a good investment as i received my first pat on the back ever since i met him. I have no words to describe the feeling as he looked at me, smile, and gave me that nice pat... A moment without words to describe. It all came to me in a slow motion pace... and in my head, i could even imagine the words "Wassup son!?" coming out of his mouth...

problem is... he hardly speaks english... not to say he doensn't speak english at all, coz he does pop out occasional "eat!" , "nice!", "good!" to my admiration. alas.. my mandarin falls short of his expectations as he'd rather i stay quiet than speak mandarin and spoil the language... my moral of the story however was:

"dont expect too much!... it was just a hamper."

Other than this rather positive incident, i spent some good money on a 'nice' wallet for my gf as a gift when i went in her house to see her for ny. i thought it was new year u c.. and a new wallet would just come in handy for the new angpow packets... but once again. Great minds think alike! she not only already got her own wallet. but one that was "in trend" and left mine feeling like a million years back on the ladder of product innovation. "Urs one Not nice lah!", she said.

to me it felt like: "AHH! horrible! take this out of my sight!"

Moral of the story:
1. Do a lot of research if you wanna find a nice gift for ur gf.
2. Always hint her what you want to do. girls prefer something they chose rather than an unpleasant surprise.
3. Be careful. even if you wanna give something with your heart. its gotta be branded.
4. Flowers always work better.

Besides tha magical adventure to muar from melaka to c me gf, there was my one and only gambling session. Lost Rm20. thx to jimmy who kept on playing my cards even after i left the beach. He's planning to play again tonite, so im thinking how to FFK him again even though im staying in his house.. muhahaha.

Special thanks to him though for taking me under his care this new year once more. every year without a doubt we will be here, waking up late... going for late lunch and early dinner. the Ayam kicap! was a killer at any time man.

We spent most of our time in Cyber mastering dota all stars 6.12b AI. yes azlan. we're so far behind... but we mastered 4 insane level coms in 3 days time from the frist time playing it.

so u're next azlan.

See u all if i can survive this month with no money in my pocket. its gonna be another fatening month. with all the 1dollar nasi lemak i can afford. god protect me.....

alex.

Qui è alcune cose da pensare circa!

grazie a Bablefish ora che posso scrivere in italiano.

Meh....

Top 5 thoughts for today are:

1. One of the most emotionally driven cancer advertisement I have ever seen. Watch it. Send it out to friends. Then try and help the National Cancer Society of Malaysia [NCSM] how ever you can. Caring is a beautiful thing.
2. As a moderate income executive I would have really liked to use our bus service to travel interstate. But this threw me off [ i wanted to link this but the staronline was down so, pick up a the star today, turn to page 24, search for the article bout 7 people injured and the bus driver dead story]. New coverage is everything, no matter how much the DJ's at hitz.dot.fm cajole me to use the bus service, I don't see it happening in the near future.
3. Oprah is in trouble. Well I blame the whole "A million little pieces" issue on the lack of detailed research on Harpo's management before making a big hoolabaloo about the book. As a brand I think Harpo is handling it fine. Oprah's will definitely loss some followers due to this issue but if she starts making too much fuss and protecting her brand's interest then the mass will see her protecting a brand (!) not a person. Sell Oprah as a human being and the few that they lose due to incident will be replaced pretty quickly. I feel that this is the perfect opportunity for Oprah to reaffirm her position as THE person to talk to.
4. Drunk Driving Sux. Here's a new ad campaign all bout it. [thanks to the adrant guys. you people rock!)

1. My company is looking out for brands/companies that are looking for some really cheap media coverage. We will be organizing a Cancer Awareness & Education Roadshow in Colleges and Universities [the program benefitiary is NCSM] and the program will be launched by a VVIP in a mall somewhere in May-June [thus ensuring the media coverage].

Special note: NCSM is a tax exampted organization so any donations or sponsors made towards this program is tax deductable. for more info email me at enquiries@wizardconnexions.com.

Well I gotta get back to writting proposals, reports and timelines. I'll try to post tomoro's top 5 list...well tomoro.

Chiao d'meowz.
Azlan A. Aziz

The Giant Awakens

Yawnz......

I awake from my slumber!

Hello there world. I'm finally back back with a post [my long absence could be blamed on work or the PS2 or magic the gathering or JAIS/JAWI but in the end it really doesnt matter does it?)

As you can very well see the blog has degenerated to an obscene sight of shifting blames and jumping off the handle [just like the old days eh boys?]

As with this posting I would like to bring a few matters to clear up the air.

!st thing on the agenda, The D305 blog.

Haih.... guys..... what does it matter who post the blogs, whats said on the blog and all those other nitty gritty things. It doesn't really matter if Alex wants to contradict his own postings or if jimmy would like to spend more time on his own blog or if this blogs details is poorly defined or if i misplell everyword on all my posts. Chill man and keeping it current is the goal. It's really not a competition.

If its competition that you wan, Alex stop "FFK"ing me and jimmy all the time and come over to play some PS2.

2nd matter on the agenda, The Nude Ear Squat issue.
Both me and jimmy had a looong lengthy discussion on this and have come up with similar conclusion.

BULLSHIT~!

3rd item on the agenda, JAWI/JAIS moral snoop team.

The definition of moral should never be set by a governing body. It will always be biased to political issues. conforming to an established acceptable notions of right and wrong should never apply pressure upon couples who feel that holding hands or hands around the partners waist should be treated more than a sign of trust and understanding between two people.

75 people in Putrajaya did not join the snoop team just to help the Malay community as the papers said, 75 people joined the team to assert authority upon other people.

Final Item,

My very best wishes to all my Chinese friends celebrating CNY.
Gong Xi Fa Cai

CHIAOW D'MEOWZ

The Irony of Sin

Alex Sin says"Finally moving on to what this blog should not be. i declare, that D305 should in no situation be a self praising tool or propaganda tool for one to their own gfs or immediate hot gals. Hence, keep the lucy duvy messages away please... speaking of which.... its been a year already for me and serene.... on OCt 31st... 365 days. im not jinxed at least... phew... wish me luck for my wedding guuys...

OMFG, the sheer irony of Alex is enough to piss me off. He started off by hinting that our combined blogging efforts should abstain from subtle love notes and at the very next entry, we see a full-fledged honey coated birthday confession on how much S means for him.

Please do not misunderstand me. I have absolutely nothing against professions of affection on our blog, but I cannot condone people who says something but does another, it is simply an insult to our intelligence and to yourself. So the next time you decide to say something, make sure you stand by it full-time. These things do not require repeats, hopefully. Thank you.

For Serene. Forever in my heart...

Hopelessly addicted to ya...

When i first met serene about a year ago, i had no idea i was such a lousy ass with girls. I never thought i was a genius either, but trust me, after three failed relationships previously, there were some questions to be asked...

What had i done wrong?In actual fact, there was... uhmm.. well.. EVERYTHING!

When me and Serene first got together, it wasn't exactly the best of starts you could have dreamt of. Serene just came out of a relationship in which her ex bf bullied and ill treated her.

As for me, traces of my previous relationship still remained, haunting my thoughts every single day. The pain was even greater because of all the effort i had put in, only to be thrown away.

Once again, i had to start it all over again and get back on that quest to find the one... yeah.. i know. im a guy and i beleive in the one...Full Stop.

Being with Serene was different. Serene instead took care of me.For the first time in my life, i felt that i could let go. She was my safety net. You know that feeling of knowing someone's arm is always there to catch you.

She was the one who would watch for when i fell and helped me stand up again. I still had to try hard though to convince her of my feelings for her and what she meant for me as I once used to doubt my own feelings.

But serene took the patience... she accepted me for the person that i was and understood what i needed. She was my perfect match.

The thing about Serene was that she held her promises. She put me to test but i knew my efforts would not be fruitless. Although she was cautious about my sincerity and effort, I did my best to win her love and be worth her love coz i knew that beyond that Great Wall, was all i could ever dream of in a girl. People say a woman's love is endless. Without Limit. Without borders...

Serene's one was and still is today.

When i think of it... i must be the luckiest bastard on this earth. At the beginning there was everything that made us not suitable for each other... Difference in cultures, language, beliefs... basically everything you could simply think of.

But as all the tests Serene put me through, it showed that Love is not that easy. It demands a lot of sacrifice, effort, and dedication.

"Love" is not something that you win and maintain for the rest of your life with a person that you met. Many people fall in love and are very happy until the day they move in together and fail to understand each others moods and personal habbits or freak out at the first sight of that person in the morning. (you know, no gel or makeup!)

Real love is not about Love at first sight. Real love only exists in patience, understanding, care, compassion, and forgiveness.

For my part, i beleive i would have already gone through all of them with Serene. Beleive me, she has seen my worst. THE WORST THAT IT CAN BE. And god bless, she is still the one next to me today.

I truely think i've found true love. Beleive me, when someone still finds you sexy when you are in your stupidest of outfits and dancing on Village People wit Afro Hair, its gotta be real love. :)

Its been a year with my girl this month and its her birthday on the 26th as well... So this one goes to you darling...

Thanks for being next to me through the hard and the pain - For pulling me up when i was down. You forgived me when i did bad and taught me good when i said wrong. You cared when i was sick and lighted my way when i was in the dark.

I hope one day i am able to repay you all the faith and hope you have put in me. I truely hope that today i make you proud for what i've become.

I never wish to disapoint you for as long as we remain together and hope to bring you happiness in everything that we do.

Wish you the Happiest of Birthdays Sweetheart... I know a lot of things have not been going the way we would have liked them to go this month and i know i wont be here for your birthday...

Beleive me or not, it breaks my heart after you've done so much for me, i won't even be here for your 21st birthday... I wish i could change the world and turn back time but i can't. I promise you i will make up for it darling...

I miss you lots and i love you dearly.
Yours forever.
Alex

The Re-Beginning - The Prequel, Episode I

Its been weeks if not months now that i've been waiting for Tripple A to clear his draft post off the list so i could post in some cock stories just for the sake of keeping this blog alive... Its not like nobody's trying, but there just seems to be a something amiss with the purpose of this blog.

When we first started this blog a few months back, the high spirits and enthusiastic brainstorms that the trio had about what this blog should have have been, made it worthwile for me having a contribution to it...

Sadly, after a slow start and hopeless taunts to Jimmy to get started, there was no sign of life. Azlan is still stuck in the midst of his draft post and well... i can't be blamed since im taking the initiative to post THIS ONE right now...

At least for once, my title makes sense to what im about to say. As i mentioned earlier, the problem of this blog lays in its purpose... What is the purpose of its existence? If you ask me now, i can't remember too much of what was discussed at Williams that night except for the fact that it should have been a fun thing which it isn't at the moment.

Sadly, reading my own blog over and over again and laughing at my own jokes again and again is proving to be no fun.

The Re-beginning - Episode 1, is the story of this blog.

What it was supposed to be?
What it should have been today?
What it SHOULD NOT be....
and finally... What to expect for episode II


I already know who my father is .. so forget this option.
I dont like chubaka. and i really prefer jessica alba to princess ambidalaialalaaaaa.watever.

Like my much beloved boss would say.
Common people. lets get creative and churn out this BIG IDEA....

The purpose.
3 bachelors and their take on life.
This is where you got it all wrong azlan. we're not bachelors anymore. we'd love to call ourselves bachelors still single and available but at the end of the day... we're all taken dude! Im thinking something more realistic.

Bachelors no more. Their new take on life. now that gives you a reason to bitch about your girlfriend when she stops you from playing PS 2.

D305 Today....
There seems to be growing disregard unfortunately to this blog by other members of this fellowship. we started as a team. and if one member goes its own way. it defeats the whole purpose of the fellowship. Mr. d305 Master Bedroom has for instance been actively updating his blog. sad to say, we've not seen much of him over here.

Tripple A.
Keep up the good job man. FOutnain of useless information you were born to be. Useless Information should you provide. such are the wise words of my jedi master.

Finally moving on to what this blog should not be. i declare, that D305 should in no situation be a self praising tool or propaganda tool for one to their own gfs or immediate hot gals. Hence, keep the lucy duvy messages away please... speaking of which.... its been a year already for me and serene.... on OCt 31st... 365 days. im not jinxed at least... phew... wish me luck for my wedding guuys...

and if you got quick tips on how to own a house, car, credit card, 10K job in a year or two let me know... would make things great for me....

Coming to the last part.
episode II.

much will be anticipating the sequel to the prequel, episode 1, alas... it all depends on the fellowship's survival and the return of the king...

your commments and suggestion are welcome...

Cheers.
Alex.